well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
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