we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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