Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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