She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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