Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I need moral support for this bender
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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