Define "chronic" masturbator.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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