So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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