Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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