I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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