he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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