Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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