'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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