Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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