ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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