that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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