Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Randomize