Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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