O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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