All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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