youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
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