Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Randomize
