Those balls look pretty dangerous.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
