Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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