Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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