Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
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