sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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