question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
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