He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
