she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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