She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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