Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
last night I used snow as a chaser
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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