She's JV to your varsity
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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