Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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