with your own penis?
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I have aggressive nipples.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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