i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
what the fuck happened to the tacos
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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