You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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