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(805): View more from California

"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me

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(201): View more from New Jersey

bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems

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(843): View more from South Carolina

just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.

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(406): View more from Montana

Its weird to pet your cat with a boner

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What the fuck?

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(205): View more from Alabama

I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.

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(512): View more from Texas

i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving

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(541): View more from Oregon

His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'

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(970): View more from Colorado

That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.

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(585): View more from New York

He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.

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