I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
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