plz talk dirty to me
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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