The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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