It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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