I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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