If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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