I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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