Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
Sext me about skeletons
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
