So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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