i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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