one might say we're banned from that church
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
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