Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
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