what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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