i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
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