I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
So many bounce houses so little time
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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