ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
How does one acquire holy water?
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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