Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
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That's how twitter works, right?
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
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