I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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