I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Your dad touched me again.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
im six kinds of drunk right now
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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