Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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