What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Actions speak louder than pants.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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