marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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